Request: “When spiderwebs go wrong.”

Request: “Chester the cheetah choking on cheetos.”

Request: ” Giant kangaroo trying to eat a very small man, while a koala laughs maniacally in the background.”

Request: “Please draw the following if you could: JFK arm-wrestling “Greedo” from Star Wars while two gunmen in ski-masks hold guns to their heads.”

Request: “Abe Lincoln getting caught eating a burger in the middle of the night in front of the fridge”

Request: “A dropbear.”

Request: “Superman throwing Angelo Mozilo into the sun.”

Request: “Mario in a white tank top, sitting at a dinner table, drunk and slumped over. Peach cowering in the corner with a black eye. Food sliding down the wall where Mario threw his dinner plate at a picture of them in happier days.”

Request: “I drive delivery for a chicken wing restaurant. Almost every night a customer or two asks for a drawing on the receipt of something involving a leprechaun or a unicorn. or both. It f***ing annoys the shit out of me.”

Request: “Draw a zombie cat!”

Request: “Goth cows.”

Request: “Beavers damning the dam.”

Request: “Batman doing his taxes.”

Request: “Draw a mother rat pushing her kids into a garbage disposal.”

Request: “Noodle in space.”